I had to post a few funny things that my students have said recently. They say funny things everyday but over the past week they have been exceptionally hilarious! I think I have been clinging on to them more because it's things like this that I am really going to miss when I am gone. Next week is my last week of work before I become a stay at home mommy. It will be very bittersweet to leave my kiddos and this job. Being a teacher has been very trying and demanding but it has been so rewarding at the same time. I am truly grateful for this amazing opportunity that I have had. (tear) I know that I will someday return to this profession but until then I look forward to teaching and learning from my own little girl. :)
Ok, on to the laughs...
"Mrs. Seamans, I am eating a cutie (the small oranges) and it is going to make me cute!"
"Your baby is really going to hurt when it comes out because it is going to come out of your belly button."
"Baby Ava is making you really forgetful."
"Your the best teacher I never had."
"Mrs. Seamans, I can shoot arrows out of my butt!" (as the little girl made shooting noises and shook her bootie from front to back.) Usually I can keep my composure but I laughed out loud at this one!
"Why do all boys burp? That is so disgusting."
2 comments:
oh vaughanie, you gotta love our job, huh?? arrows out of HER butt? really? wow! that's something i have never heard! oh and what bedding did you end up choosing? i am getting SOOOOOO excited for you! enjoy your last few days!
very funny- one of yours reminded me of what I hear from my class daily- "Mrs. McAdams, is your baby stealing your brain??" Really.
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